either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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