There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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