but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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