I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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