Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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