I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can I color on your dick again?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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