Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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