the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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