Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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