just tell him i said nine months
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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