Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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