you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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