"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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