C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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