Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
