Your face is a jimmy john
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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