fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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