haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
