Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
