He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Text me some of your sweat
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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