btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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