Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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