It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I cannot find my penis.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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