Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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