I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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