How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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