what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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