You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
