I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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