Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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