Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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