And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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