we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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