butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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