if only i could text you this smell
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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