Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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