That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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