Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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