i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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