Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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