I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So vagazzling was a success
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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