If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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