I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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