Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
