So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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