Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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