my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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