we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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