what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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