Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Randomize
