In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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