TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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