Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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