someone threw a dead crab at me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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